if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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