are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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