i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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