I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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