Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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