i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
where are my eyebrows?
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