Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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