well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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