so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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