If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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