well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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