were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think my fart just growled at me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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