McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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