It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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