I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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