11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Holy shit dude........stairs
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
