You're so nebulous sometimes
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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