I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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