Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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