yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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