If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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