so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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