im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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