If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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