It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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