No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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