I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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