Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
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had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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