First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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