Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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