sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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