i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
she peed on how many people?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Two words: nipple clamps
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