We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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