I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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