dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can text with my tongue
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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