Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Boobs are out for the taking
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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