Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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