Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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