Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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