i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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