Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

I think I just got seasick

(409): View more from Texas

you're not on a boat

(408): View more from California

he has a waterbed.

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(513): View more from Ohio

so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.

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(440): View more from Ohio

He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was confusing and full of hummus

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I take back everything I said about communal showers

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(914): View more from New York

We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs

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(630): View more from Illinois

If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.

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