Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

(810): View more from Michigan

humiliate her

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(760): View more from California

my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...

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(631): View more from New York

OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET

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(416): View more from Toronto

The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...

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(269): View more from Michigan

I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.

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