i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!