This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.