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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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  Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.

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• (415): View more from California

  SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!

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• (714): View more from California

  My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.

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• (562): View more from California

  Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient

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• (831): View more from California

  She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"

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• (315): View more from New York

  Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.

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