Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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