everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think I am morally bankrupt
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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