all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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