I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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