Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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