The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Watching her eat just hurts me
We left the knife in your bed.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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