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We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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