but the lizard people decide everything anyway
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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