weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Even my vagina gasped.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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