If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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