My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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