Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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